

The pilot knew he could get these old folks shrieking with a few maneuvers, so he tried a few steep dives and climbs. Walter and Daisy agreed and up they went. But if you make even one sound, the ride is forty bucks apiece.” If you can both stay quiet the whole time, the ride is free.

The biplane pilot happened to overhear them and said, “You know what, Ma’am, I can tell how much your husband wants to go up in the plane, so I’ll make you a proposition. If I don’t get to ride in this biplane now, I might not get another chance.”Īnd Daisy replied, “I know Walter, but it costs forty bucks. And forty bucks is forty bucks.”įinally one summer at the fair, Walter said, “Daisy, I’m getting old, I’m almost 80. But Daisy would always say, “I know Walter, but it costs forty bucks. And every summer, Walter would tell Daisy how much he wanted to take a biplane ride. Science / Nature Time / Reality Weather / Tech / School / Collegeįunny Jokes Of The Day, #2 Walter and DaisyĮvery summer Walter and his wife Daisy liked to go to the state fair.
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